The show kicked off with RVD v MVP. Walk by Pantera hit and RVD stepped through the curtain to a nice ovation. He nodded and did his thumb taunt on the turnbuckles before standing in the center of the ring and waiting for the arrival of MVP. "I'm Comin" hit and MVP stepped through the makeshift paper clock that he used to kick off his entrance. The fans booed the cocky showman, but he ignored them and confidently slid into the ring. RVD and MVP locked up, and RVD used his martial arts to take MVP down with a leg sweep. RVD hopped back to his feet and hit an early Rolling Thunder. MVP grabbed his ribs and rolled out of the ring as RVD stood up. The referee started to count MVP out as the fans booed. RVD shrugged and slingshot himself over the top rope. Somehow MVP caught him, and the fans "ooohed" as MVP slammed Van Dam back-first into the ring post before throwing him back into the ring. The referee admonished Porter, but he just waved him off. MVP hit RVD with a running kick to the face, followed by The Playmaker. MVP went for the cover...1...2...3! MVP won it.
Winner: MVP
Reason: He had a little more to his RP than RVD. He just needs to work on the typos.
Match #2
The second match of the card contained a few newcomers. The crowd gave a nice pop as the Ultimate Warrior debuted, and Kennedy, Kane, and Robert Roode soon followed. The four men eyed each other and the bell rang. Kane went right after Robert Roode and Kennedy went after Warrior. Kane soon chased Roode out of the ring. Roode backed away from the Big Red Machine and hopped over the barricade, and Kane was in hot pursuit. The two disappeared through the crowd, leaving Kennedy and The Ultimate Warrior to duke it out. The two put on a good match, and it was clear that the Warrior still had it. The fans were behind him, but the young and cocky Mr. Kennedy gave the veteran his all. The match was hotly contested, but in the end Warrior caught Kennedy with the Gorilla Press Slam and covered him for the three.
Winner: Ultimate Warrior.
Reason: Best Roleplay.
Match #3
"Alive and Amplified" hit and The Miz got a pretty good reaction as he stepped out onto the stage. He slid into the ring and the fans cheered. "Cho Cho Chosen One" hit and the fans showered down booes on Jeff Jarrett as he and Dusty Rhodes stepped through the curtain. The two men stood opposite one another in the ring as the bell rang. Miz was acting a little too over confident with the veteran the man who was a legend in his own mind made sure to capitalize on the Miz's cockiness. Neither Miz or Jarrett would go down without a fight and the match was classic text book youth vs experience. The momentum shifted during the match several times and Miz kept using his speed to overcome Jarrett's experience edge. The end of the match came when Jeff Jarrett missed a drop kick and Miz leapt to action in order to take advantage. He waited for Jeff to get back up then hit him with the Reality Check. He then locked Jeff into the House of Mizery forcing Jeff to tap. The fans cheered and the Miz's hand was raised in victory. He wisely slid out of the ring before Dusty Rhodes could assault him.
Winner: The Miz
Reason: Late Jarrett roleplay, but good stuff from both guys.
Segment
Hollow by Submersed hit and the EBWF fans gave a mixed reaction as Lacey and Rain made their entrance. The girls did not look pleased as they made their way to the ring. Lacey exchanged some harsh words with Lilian Garcia before demanding 2 microphones. She walked to the center of the ring and began to speak.
Lacey: D-X you want to run? You want to start ducking us? That's fine. You have something we want and we aren't going to wait much longer. If my memory serves me right there is a PPV coming up and if you are man enough to accept, we challenge you to a street fight. That way you can run but you sure as hell can't get counted out. Those titles should be ours but they're not...but we aren't going to bitch like you probably thought we would.
Rain: Nope, we are going to fight. We are going to hit you with every weapon known to man and even then some. Hunter, you're the world champ and you ran away from two women. If you ask me I bet all the fans now think you are cowards which would be the family friendly word for what I want to say.
Lacey: There are no more jokes or games. This shit has become personal at first it was just about competition, but now it's about that much more.
Rain: See Ya soon.
The two women threw their mics to the ground and left the ring.
Match #4
Beth came out to the ring motivated for her match. She was still angry that she wasn't the number one contender, and Talia Madison was the perfect person to take out her frustrations on. Talia did her best, and she tried to hit the ReTALIAtion on Beth several times, but Beth continued to overpower her. Talia dropkicked Beth's knees out from under her. While she was down Talia picked her up and hit her with a DDT. Cover... but Beth got her shoulder up and Talia only got a 2 count. Talia grabbed her hair and yelled at the ref to count to three. Which gave Beth a chance to get up. Talia turned around and walked into the Down in Flames. Beth didn't cover at first but grinned evilly. She picked Talia up, and hit the Down in Flames a second time! The crowd booed, and Beth Phoenix went for the cover. The ref counted to 3, giving Beth the win.
Winner: Beth Phoenix.
Reason: No Talia Madison roleplay.
Match #5
"Wazup" hit and the fans booed as 3 Live Kru made their way to the ring. Killings was accompanied by Konnan and BG James, who stood at ringside as he handed his X-Division title to the referee. He looked annoyed as "Sexy Boy" hit and HBK stepped out onto the stage. The fans didn't know who to boo, but most of them got behind Shawn, as he seemed to be the lesser of two evils in this scenario. He did his usual entrance and slid into the ring. Cautiously eyeing BG James and Konnan as he stood opposite Killings. Killings slapped Shawn in the face and it was on. Shawn fired back with punches and the match was underway as the bell rang. The bout was fact-paced and hard-hitting. Shawn kept up with the younger X-Division Champ and the fans were enthralled with the action in the ring. Killings went for a 450 spash off the top rope but Shawn rolled out the way at the last second. He got up and went for the Sweet Chin Music, but Killings ducked and took Shawn down with a shot to the back of the head before Shawn could recover his balance. He elbow dropped the Heart Break Kid before dragging him up and going for the Truth Consequences. Shawn refersed, and threw Killings into the ropes. As Killings bounced back, Shawn caught him with the Sweet Chin Music and quickly went for the cover. 1...2...3! There was a new X-Division Champ. But Shawn had no time to celebrate. Before he could even claim his belt, Konnan and BG James slid into the ring, assaulting him. He fought back as best he could, but it was useless against two men who had just lost their jobs thanks to the Patented HBK Superkick. Killings recovered and joined in the beat down. Suddenly Wes Ikeda appeared at the top of the ramp. No music, nothing. He just made a bee-line for the ring. 3LK saw him coming, and figured now wasn't the time to fight. They hopped out of the ring and over the barricade, grabbing a microphone on the way.
Ron Killings: Yo' boy in there is lucky we didn't murder his ass, ya hear me Ikeda?! When he shakes off the cobwebs, tell him he can keep the damn belt...but the 1...2...3 Live Kru ain't goin' nowhere!
Konnan took the mic.
Konnan: You got it right, bro. You want us out Ikeda, you're gonna have to throw us out yourself.
Konnan threw the mic back onto the announce table as Wes just stood in the ring. Shawn Michaels got to his feet and he and Wes stood by the ropes. Their eyes met for a moment before they both glanced back towards 3LK...and grinned. Shawn held up his belt as Wes just shrugged in 3LK's direction with a sly grin.
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Reason: Phillip's Roleplay was late. The other stuff is storyline.
Segment
The fans were getting ready to vacate the arena when "Fuck Everything" blasted over the PA System and love him or hate him, all eyes were on Syxx as he stepped through the curtain. The fans seemed to be split. They were excited to see him back, but infuriated with him at the same time. He sauntered to the ring and grabbed a microphone.
Syxx: So I guess all you dumb motherfuckers want to know why I did what I did at Wrestlemania.
His smirk widened.
Syxx: Well, in response to all your lame-ass questions I just have 2 words...
The crowd booed at the DX reference but Syxx's smirk never faded.
Syxx: ...For. Life!
The nWo reference wasn't met with a much better reaction than the DX one, but there was also a glimmer of intrgue floating through the air. Did that mean Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were soon to follow?
Syxx: I don't owe any of you an explanation, and if DX are all butt-hurt that I crashed their "my dick is bigger than yours" party, too damn bad. Triple H isn't even here tonight, and Shawn just got his ass beat by a bunch of no-name, no-talent losers. All it took was a little black and white to wash out the green. But fuck that. It's not worth my breath. I'm back, and it's about time I got to prove it. So if anyone has the cajones big enough to walk through that curtain and accept a challenge for Monday Night, it's on... I got a few month's worth of frustration to let out on some unlucky--
Syxx was interrupted as "Pretty Handsome Awkward" hit and the fans popped as Jeff Hardy stepped out onto the stage. He already had a microphone in hand, and waited for the crowd to die down before speaking.
Jeff Hardy: Whoa whoa whoa...Syxx! Great to see ya back, man. But, uh...you aint the only one who's got frustrations to take out. I was this close to being the EBWF world champ, only to have my hopes shattered, and my big return overshadowed by yours. Not cool, man.
Jeff shook his head and it wasn't clear if he was being tongue-in-cheek or not.
Jeff Hardy: People keep asking me if we're in cahoots. Jeff Hardy and Syxx...the better half of nWo 2007 back together again. Sounds pretty cool, huh? But I'm here to put the rumors to rest. As far as your challenge goes... bro, you're on like donkey kong!
The fans popped again. Syxx glared at Jeff and the fans let out a "Hardy" chant. The pair threw their mics to the ground and Syxx nodded in acceptance. He talked some trash in Hardy's direction before the younger Hardy brother left the stage with a grin, and the show came to an end.
(OOC: Sorry Ben and Joey...I'm not a very good Syxx or Jeff).