The fans cheered as Christy Hemme made her way to the ring to "Shout" by Hemme. Soon, the Glamazon Beth Phoenix joined Christy in the ring. The two locked up. Beth was obviously the stronger of the two. She seemed to have the advantage going into the match, but Christy was tenacious, and had seemingly learned a thing or two during her few weeks away from the ring. She caught Beth by surprise with the Christy Twist, and covered her for the three. Before Christy could celebrate, Jillian Hall stepped out onto the stage. She smiled a big fake smile and clapped.
Jillian Hall: Well done Christy! Good job! But, this doesn't concern you... Beth, sweetie pie, after chasing me around, and practically begging for my number one contender's spot, you go and lose to her?! Shame, shame. Well... relax girl, I'll throw you a bone. Every good bitch deserves to be thrown a bone, right?
Beth looked furious and Christy was wise enough to stay out of her way. Jillian continued.
Jillian: If...no no, silly me...when I beat Karen Angle for the women's title, I'm gonna give you the first shot!
The fans cheered loudly, but Jillian held up her hand.
Jillian Hall: Um, excuse me, lips moving, still talking...
She cleared her throat.
Jillian Hall: Yeah Beth, you get the first shot...if you can beat Christy Hemme at Aftermath! What do they say? Third time's a charm... You'd better hope so. Buh-bye!
Jillian left the stage and Beth glared at Christy before leaving the ring.
Winner: Christy Hemme
Reason: No Beth roleplay.
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The scene opened backstage with a shot of The Ultimate Warrior's locker room door. It had his logo on it, and there was the sound of someone trying to open the door from the inside. The foor didn't budge and as the camera zoomed out, it became clear why. A large casket stood, blocking the doorway. It had the Undertaker's Symbol on it. There was the sound of a BANG as Warrior threw himself against the door harder, and after three or four attempts, he got the door to move. The casket fell aside, and Warrior stepped out. He eyed the fallen casket and frowned. The scene faded.
Match #2
After the show returned from a commercial break, there were 5 men in the ring: Cena, Austin, Shelton, RVD, and Kennedy. All five men piled on each other as the bell rang. Kennedy was the first to go as Shelton sent him over the top rope with a clothesline. His momentum almost took him over the ropes, but he rolled back into the ring. After a couple more minutes, John Cena eliminated Kennedy by FU-ing him over the top. That left RVD, Cena, and Shelton Benjamin. Cena caught Shelton by surprise with a kick to the midsection, followed by a DDT. He stood up and turned around to walk into a spinning heel kick from RVD. Shelton got up and got the same treatment...only RVD's kick sent Shelton over the ropes. The final two were John Cena and RVD. The two fought it out, and after a hard fought competition, Cena managed to get RVD in position for the FU. He hit the move, launching RVD over the top rope.
Winner: Cena
Reason: Best Roleplay...but Shelton and RVD were also good.
Match #3
The fans cheered as the Ultimate Warrior made his way to the ring. Foley got a decent reaction and Orton was simply met with a round of boos. The three men went at it and Foley didn't waste any time in hitting a double arm DDT on Orton. He pulled Orton back up and Warrior hit Orton with a Powerslam. He then pounded on his chest before climbing onto the second rope and hitting a splash on the fallen Legend Killer. Foley took advantage and kicked Warrior in the head. He pulled him up, and went for the Double Arm DDT again, but Warrior pushed him backwards into the ropes. When Foley rebounded Warrior hit the Gorilla Press Slam and covered the Hardcore Legend for the three count. The fans cheered loudly as the Warrior's Arm was raised in victory.
Winner: The Ultimate Warrior.
Reason: No other RPs.
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The shot opened up in the arena for Warfare where the camer was in the hallways. The Miz was shown walking along when he got in the path of Dusty Rhodes and Jeff Jarrett.
The Miz: Well look what the cat dragged in?? I thought you would’ve stayed home and cried like a little schoolgirl Jarrett after last week. But I’ll try not to say anything to hurtful to you I promise.
The smug tone in The Miz’s voice was apparent.
Jeff Jarrett: I’d watch you mouth you pathetic little slapnut because the more you anger me the further across your face I’m going to put your nose. But you know what Miz, I’d be careful if I where you.
The Miz: And why is that?
With those words Dusty Rhodes hit Miz across the head with an elbow sending the young superstar down to the ground. Dusty then proceeded to lay boots into The Miz while he was on the ground with Jarrett cheering on.
Jeff Jarrett: Get him Big Dust, make that little bastard pay. Bust him open, make him bleed.
Security suddenly appeared on the scene and pulled Dusty off of The Miz. They sent him and Jarrett on their way as Miz sat on the ground trying to get his breath back.
The Miz: Stupid Fat piece of shit.
He was breathing heavily.
The Miz: If I was those two I’d be careful... trust me.
Match #4
The second triple threat match of the night was the debut of the EBWF's newest acquisition, Kevin Nash. The fans gave Big Sexy a great reaction as he made his way to the ring. He smirked confidently before waiting for the arrival of his two opponents. The arena suddenly went black and the bell chimed. The fans cheered and Hell's Bells began to play as the Undertaker made his way to the ring through a thick mist that had gathered at the top of the ramp. The Undertaker stepped into the ring and he and Nash stood face to face, staring each other down. They hardly paid attention as Chris Hero made his way to the ring. Hero stepped through the ropes and the bell rang. Taker and Nash still stood staring at each other, paying Hero no attention. Hero started to get frustrated, and he stepped between them, mouthing off. He got a little too close to The Undertaker who grabbed him by the neck and chokeslammed him clear out of the ring. The fans let out a gasp as Hero fell from the ring onto the concrete floor. Taker turned his attention back to Nash and the two men charged at one another. The two giants battled it out, and neither man had the clear advantage. After a good few minutes, Hero began to stir. He seemed to be in pain, but he made his way back into the ring. The Undertaker took him out with a Big Boot, and Nash picked Hero up. He looked like he was going to Jacknife Powerbomb Hero, but suddenly Nash dropped his smaller opponent and caught the Undertaker by surprise with a clothesline. He knocked Undertaker over the ropes and smirked. He picked Hero up again and hit the Jacknife. Cover by Nash..1...2...3! Undertaker couldn't break up the count in time and Nash had won his first EBWF Match.
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"Alive and Amplified" hit across the arena. The Miz emerged from the back, still limping from the effect of the beating he had recieved earlier. The crowd had mixed reactions to him, but Miz didn't seem to care. He didn't play to the crowd at all. He simply made his way into the ring, gingerly, and took a Mic from the time keeper.
Miz: Alright, I've had enough of this blindsiding, who said what, bully bull shit! Jeff Jarrett, I know you're in the back, and I don't give a shit what Stephanie McMahon says, we are going to get it on right now. Bring that fat fuck Dusty Rhodes too.
"Chosen One" blasted over the PA as Jeff Jarrett and Dusty Rhodes swaggered onto the ramp, both with smug looks of accomplishment on their face. Miz dropped his Mic and made his way to the enterance. He was stopped as "All Grown Up" hit and Stephanie McMahon's shrill could heard before she even emerged from back stage
Stephanie McMahon: Hold it. Hold it right now! Now, Miz, I know you don't give a damn about any decree I've given, but take this into consideration. If you lay a hand on Jeff Jarrett, you will forfeit your No Limits title shot. So i suggest you just cool it and deal with the fact that you were out smarted.
Miz: Ok, fine then, I guess i'll have to take out my aggression on the fatter of your halves.
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, if you think I'm going to just stand back and allow that, you've got another thing coming. I don't have a title shot to get taken away from me.
Miz: Somehow, I think you'll be a little distracted.
Out of nowhere, Paul London came flying from backstage and kicked Jarrett in the back of the head. Miz ran up the ramp and took on Dusty. The 4 errupted into a free for all as Stephanie screamed to the back for security. Dozens off men in Security shirts poured onto the stage to separate the 4 men. Stephanie was screaming the whole time, and pulled the mic up.
Stephanie: Enough! I know your match at Aftermath is a cage match, but I'm going to add more assuance that this will be 1-on-1. Dusty, you are banned from ring side, and Paul, I don't know why you decided to stick your nose into this, but you're barred from Ringside as well. If either of you interfere, your respectable partner is disqualified.
"All Grown Up" hit again as Steph watched Security drag the 4 men backstage.
Match #5
In the penultimate match of the night, Samoa Joe took on Matt Hardy for the Number One Contender's spot for the Intercontinental title. Live For the Moment Hit and the fans erupted as Matt Hardy stepped out onto the stage. He held up the V1 Sign and grinned as he stepped into the ring. The music died down and I Stand Alone by Godsmack hit. Samoa Joe emerged from behind the curtain to a good reaction and he looked completely serious as he made his way to the ring. The two stood face to face, and the bell rang. Matt was cocky and held up his hand gesture yelling "V-Oneeee-ah!" before Joe punched him, knocking him down. The fans cheered as Joe took the fight to the older Hardy brother. Matt fought back and kicked Joe in the ribs, but when he went for the Twist of Fate Joe picked him up and caught him with an Atomic Drop, followed by a clothesline. He went for a cover but Hardy kicked out after two. Matt fought back to his feet and after a few minutes, he managed to regain control. He knocked Joe down with the Side Effect, even though it took extra effort for Hardy to lift Joe off his feet. He climbed to the second rope and hit his signature leg drop. 1...2...kickout by Joe. Hardy got right back up and signalled for Joe to get to his feet. Joe did, and Matt went for the Twist of Fate once more. Joe reversed and hit the Island Driver. He covered..1...2..3! Joe earned his shot at the IC title after a great match.
Winner: Samoa Joe Triple H: There's been all this talk about Jeff Hardy, Syxx, and the tag team titles... this little trinket on my shoulder has kind of been forgotten about. That's a damn shame. The most important thing in this business resides on my shoulder, and in the last month nobody has so much as asked for a shot at it, much less demanded one. So I guess it's my job to decide who my number one contender is...huh? Well let's look at the options. There's...Jeff Hardy. The fans popped and Hunter sneered. Triple H: Jeff didn't even deserve the shot he got at Wrestlemania, let alone a rematch. He's hardly proven himself worthy of stepping back into the main event scene. What about someone else? Maybe...Bret Hart? There was another pop. Triple H: Oh man, I forgot, Bret is sitting on his happy ass at home in Calgary because I not only ended his title run at Wrestlemania, I ended his career. Jericho? Please...where has he been? Helms? Sure, like I'm gonna give a world title shot to someone who didn't even compete at Wrestlemania because he had a sniffle. Face it...my options have run out. Nobody back there even deserves a shot at the world title. Which is why at Aftermath, this belt will go undefended. The fans booed loudly. Triple H: Boo all you want, it doesn't change the fact that none of these idiots are even good enough to hold my jock. And if we're gonna talk about that slimy greaseba-- The tron flickered, and Hunter stopped suddenly. The screen showed a bunch of EMTs in a nondescript locker room. They were attending to a man who was lying on his back. The man was Syxx. Hunter cocked an eyebrow, and grinned slightly. Triple H: Well I'll be damned, speak ot the devil, and the devil he doth appear. Looks like someone did a number on that guy. Shawn Michaels: Yeah, that really is too bad. Seems like Jeff Hardy will have to find a new partner for that Tag team battle royal. Triple H: Dude! You totally ruined the surprise. Jeff was supposed to pick Syxx, Syxx was supposed to pick Jeff, it was gonna be a huge climax, and now-- "Pretty Handsome Awkward" hit and the fans exploded into bursts of cheers as Jeff Hardy, dressed in ring attire, stepped out from behind the curtain. He had a mic in hand, and he held it up. Jeff Hardy: Whoa there, cowboys...I think you got the wrong idea about me and uh...your poor buddy Waltman back there. Me and him, we haven't exactly kliqed in a while, ya know what I'm saying? Triple H: Cut the crap, Jeff. You brought him back, you orchestrated this whole thing to throw me off my game, and now you're stepping back because it hasn't worked. Now, if I were you, which thankfully I'm not...I'd go back there and find a new partner, because the tag team battle royal is up next. Jeff Hardy: Holy out-dated catchphrases, Batman...when will DX get a clue? I already have a partner, bro...and it ain't Syxx, fo sho. Shawn Michaels: Then who is it? Jeff smirked. Jeff Hardy: Mister Michaels, I'm very glad you asked. "Almost Over" hit and the fans gave a loud but mixed reaction as Wes Ikeda stepped out from behind the curtain. DX looked at one another for a moment before staring at the ramp in disbelief. Wes Ikeda: Yeah, yeah...quiet down, Little Rock. Hunter, Shawn... I suggest you get out of my ring so we can start the main event. Hunter and Shawn didn't move for a moment. They were still kind of shocked. Triple H: ...You? Really, you? Wes Ikeda: Yep, me. Now move. Hunter and Shawn obeyed this time, and Wes and Jeff made their way to the ring. DX stood at ringside. Clearly they weren't going anywhere.
Match #6
Reason: Better roleplay.
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"The Game" hit and there was a chorus of boos as Triple H stepped out onto the stage. He was dressed in a pair of sunglasses, jeans, and a casual black button up shirt. He had the tag title around his waist and the world title over his shoulder. HBK was closely following him, carrying the tag team and X-division belts. The two made their way to the ring, and Triple H grabbed a microphone.
DX were still at ringside when MHWC made their entrance. Lacey and Rain walked down the ramp and slid into the ring. 3 Live Kru were next, followed by the new team of th new team of Twisted, which consisted of Samoe Joe and Nick Mondo. Lastly came Sting and Shane Helms, who had separate entrances. Konnan stood at ringside as BG James and Kiillings slid into the ring, and the bell rang. Wes went right after Helms but the two were lost in the shuffle as the athletes in the ring clambered all over each other, looking for the early advantage. There was a flash of movement as Jeff Hardy caught Killings with a dropkick, knocking him down. Lacey picked Killings up and attempted to throw him over the rope, but BG James grabbed her, spun her around and hit her with a DDT. DX watched intently at ringside, curious to see who they'd be facing for the tag titles at Aftermath. Helms and Sting were the first team to be eliminated...Helms was thrown out by Wes, and Sting was thrown out by Lacey and Rain. Hunter watched with a smirk as Sting was thrown over the top rope. Hunter even waved goodbye as Sting and Helms walked up the ramp. Wes glared at DX for a moment, but he was blindsided by Nick Mondo. The two fought and Jeff came to his partner's aid, hitting Mondo with a neckbreaker. Lacey seemed to be focused on Killings and the two fought viciously. They brawled near the ropes and Lacey tried to force Killings out of the ring. BG James came to his partner's aid again but Hardy grabbed BG by the hair and tossed him over the top rope, before dumping out Lacey and Killings for good measure. That left Rain in the ring with Joe, Mondo, Wes and Jeff. Mondo went after Rain and threw her over the top rope. She held onto his arm and pulled him out after her. Mondo held on and Jeff ran over to push him out of the ring. Joe caught Jeff from vehind, and Rain, Mondo and Jeff were all thrown to the ground. Two teams remained. Twisted, represented by Samoa Joe, and the team of Hardy and Ikeda, represented by Wes Ikeda. Joe and Wes were face to face simply talking smack for a moment and DX looked on intently. Half of the crowd was chanting "Let's go Wes" and the other half were chanting "Joe's gonna kill you". Wes smirked, and the two started to exchange right hands. Wes hit the It's Time To Go on Joe and beckoned for him to get back up. Joe did, and Wes took him down with a dropkick. Joe fought back to his feet and he gained the advantage. He clotheslined Wes into the ropes and attempted to clothesline him as he hit them. Wes ducked, and tried to send Joe over the ropes and onto the floor. Joe gripped the ropes tightly and held on. Somehow he rolled back into the ring. Wes elbow dropped him and then looked at DX. He held his fingers half an inch apart to signify that they had been "that close" to fighting Hardy and Ikeda at the Pay Per View. Wes stayed on Joe, and the two fought like Gladiators. Joe attempted to backdrop Wes, but Wes landed on his feet and went for a neckbreaker. Joe reversed and threw Wes into the ropes. Wes got ready to rebound, and Triple H seized the oppoetunity. As Wes hit the ropes, Triple H low bridged him and Wes fell onto the floor. Wes landed mostly on his feet and locked eyes with Hunter. He dived at him and the two started to exchange right hands. The referee raised Joe's arm in victory and declared Twisted as the number one contenders for the tag titles. Wes Ikeda and Triple H brawled as the final show before Aftermath went off the air.