Wes Ikeda: Wait, wait... the Lions cheerleaders cam to St. Louis to see Wes? Really? Do me a favor. Take the Wes sign... turn it around for me... let me see the back. Come on baby.
Turn it around. That's a girl.
The back of the sign said "DX" and the crowd laughed as the banner now read "21 Detroit Lions Cheerleaders came 13 hours to see DX!!!"
Wes Ikeda: I should be jealous, but you know seven of you for each of us, that's not a raw deal. And we all know Shawn won't got for it so Hunter and I will take ten each
and throw the ugliest chick out! Thank you beautiful ladies. I love Detroit too. Now for those of you who don't know my name is Wes Ikeda, and though I grew up in Detroit, I
was born right here in St. Louis, Missouri. Well, the east side, but it's all the same. I've come out here in my snazzy shirt because I'm excited to be home. However I've
been hearing that you are all rightly concerned about the quick departure of Lance Storm. I was just as shocked as all of you were. Because I want to do what's right for the
company I fully expect that Lance Storm will hear me out. Lance I want to offer you a chance to make sure I hear all of your thoughts on what's wrong with the way I run the
EBWF, which is why I want to challenge you to face me at EBWF Christmas Eve of Destruction and school me in what I'm doing wrong. Only a coward would turn me down. Get
back to me Lance. I'm interested in what you have to say in the matter. Now St. Louis I won't waste anymore of your time. Sound guy... hit John Cena's music.
The crowd popped and "My Time is Now" hit the PA.
Winner: James Storm Winner: James Storm Winner: Ken Kennedy
Batista: Welcome once again to the 2007 Batista's Manager Search. First of all I would like to thank the millions of voters who were kind enough to pitch in their time make such an important decision. Its greatly appreciated. Now lets get down to business. One by one, I will call your name. If your name is called then you are safe. The last one called will be eliminated...
The fans voted and the person who received the most votes is.... Kane! Kane, you’re safe!
Kane nodded and gave a sly grin. Batista: The person with the second highest votes is.... Roddy Piper. Congrats man, you still got it in ya! Piper grinned and showed off to Kane, but Kane wasn’t impressed.
Batista: The person with the third highest vote is a diva and she is Stacy Keibler. Congrats Stacy, you make it to next round.
Stacy smiled and bent over to expose her ass to the crowd. This got a big pop.
Batista: Well Jerry & Kat, its down to you two. The votes were very close but the person receiving the least amount of vote is....
BAM! Batista kicked Jerry Lawler in the midsection. He then positioned him between his legs and and elevated him up, dropping him down with the Batista Bomb!
Batista; Is YOU Jerry Lawler!
Batista grinned, then turns to The Kat and continued.
Batista: Kat you are safe. Alright we have four contestants remaining and out of the four, you guys have the power to decide who goes out.
As Batista was talking, Kane grabbed Piper by the throat and gave a chokeslam once again.
Batista: Well talk about making an impact. I’m sorry Piper you just got owned. The crowd laughed.
Kat and Stacy started to dance and grind all over Batista as the voting directions displays on the titan tron. Vote on EBWF.net forums!
PM ‘Julien’ the #1, if you would like to see The Kat eliminated. Winner: Batista
"Coming Undone" hit the PA to start the Warfare show, and the St. Louis crowd popped as Wes Ikeda came from behind the curtain. He was wearing his typical blue jeans,
wrestling boots, and a black tshirt that had the outline of the United States on it. It looked unusual because the country was drawn wearing a
red baseball cap, and the shirt read "CANADA - America'S Hat!" Wes entered the ring and surveyed the crowd. The coolest part about the St. Louis Audience was a whole row in one
of the floor sections. They were holding up signs that when read left to right said "21 Detroit Lions Cheerleaders came 13 hours to see Wes!!! Wes smirked, looked in their
direction, and raised the mic to speak. The camera focused on the girls holding their signs in their authentic Lions garb.
Match #1
Storm didn’t look impressed with the EBWF’s newest signing, but Cena just smirked and shrugged. The bell rang and the two squared off. Cena ducked a clothesline from Storm, then clubbed him in the back of the head before doing his “You cant see me” taunt. Storm glared at him, then got back up. The two began brawling, Both men were very cocky and brash and the match was very back and forth. The fight went to the outside of the ring and in the scuffle the referee was knocked out. The men fought by the barrier, until Batista ran out from the back. He grabbed Cena from behind, and hit him with a powerbomb on the outside of the ring. He stared at James Storm for a moment, but Storm held up his hands to say he had no issues with the big man, and Cena left. James Storm bragged Cena back into the ring, and hit him with The Eye of the Storm for good measure. He yelled at the referee to wake up, and the referee stirred. Storm covered Cena for the 1..2…3.
Reason: Late Cena RP, and Cena’s handler wanted to feud with Batista, so I added some storyline.
Reason: Cena's RP was late.
Match #2
Kennedy’s music hit and the fans booed as he made his way to the ring. He didn’t care he just strolled through the ropes, held up his hand and awaited his microphone, which descended from the ceiling. He then proceeded to introduce himself as Mr. Kennedy (Kenn-eh-daaayy!). Black Machismo’s music hit, and he made his way to the ring. Kennedy didn’t wait for the bell to ring, he blasted Lethal with a right hand. The bell rang and Kennedy continued to pound Lethal with right hands. Black Machismo fought back, but couldn’t continue to brawl with Kennedy, so resorted to his fast-paced high flying antics. He jumped onto the ropes and caught Kennedy with a springboard drop kick. Machismo went for the cover, but Kennedy kicked out on 2. Kennedy went for a clothesline, and Machismo ducked, but Kennedy reached back and took Machismo down with a neck breaker. He then took the opportunity, and climbed the ropes. Kennedy launched himself from the top turnbuckle with the Kenton Bomb. He connected, and covered Black Machismo…1…2…3. Kennedy had won his debut EBWF match.
Reason: No Black Machismo Roleplay.
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I Walk Alone hit and Batista made his entrance. The five contestants for his Manager Search Competition Stacy Keibler, The Kat, Roddy Piper, Kane and Jerry Lawler were all in the ring. Batista grabbed a mic and held it up to his lips.
PM ‘Julien’ the #2, if you would like to see Piper eliminated.
PM ‘Julien’ the #3, if you would like to see Stacy Keibler eliminated.
PM ‘Julien’ the #4, if you would like to see Kane eliminated.
Match #4
The Show came back from a commercial break, and when it did Batista was already in the ring dressed in his gear, but his four possible managers had disappeared. Burn In My Light by Mercy Drive hit, and Orton stepped through the curtain. He posed for the crowd, and they booed as he made his way to the ring. He didn’t waste any time in getting in Batista’s face. The bell rang but instead of locking up, Orton slapped Batista right across the face. Batista held his hand to his cheek, and for a moment he looked like he would let it go, but he suddenly reared back and took down Orton with a furious right hand, much to the crowd’s approval. Batista left the ring for a moment, and came back with a steel chair. The match was a Hardcore match, so the referee just had to let it go. Basita proceeded to pound Orton over the back with it, before picking up his former Evolution team mate and spine bustering him onto the folded steel chair. He had the advantage from there. Orton was out-matched, and he couldn’t seem to find his way back into the contest. After a gruelling beating at the hands of Batista, Orton looked worn out and in pain. He fought his way back to his feet though, and charged at Batista only to be met with a boot to the midsection, followed by the Batista Bomb! The third of that night. Batista covered Orton and the referee counted…1…2…3. As Batista was celebrating, John Cena appeared on the stage and he stared Batista down. Cena didn’t attempt to come to the ring, but he talked some trash from the top of the ramp, without a microphone, seemingly to tell Batista that pay-back would be his…but not tonight.
Reason: No Randy Orton roleplay.
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Match #5
As "Thrash Unreal" blared through the arena Chyna entered through the curtain and stopped with a near smile on her face. She quickly turned it off and looking rather annoyed she shot off the Chyna 9000 to a chorus if boos that she seemed to shrug off. She went to the ring as Melina entered with the women's championship. Chyna looked unimpressed as she held the title above her head and strutted to the ring with her usual entrance. As she did the splits Chyna kicked Melina in the chest and knocked her off the ring apron. The crowd actually cheered the show of athleticism as Chyna exited the ring and pulled Melina up by her hair hitting her with hard rights. Melina came back with a few hard fists of her own, and when the ref got to the seven count the ladies rolled back into the ring. Melina tried to keep Chyna on the ground by locking on the STF as their height difference was weighing on the pint sized diva. Chyna crawled toward the rope and grabbed on it forcing Melina to break the hold. Chyna Irish whipped Melina into the corner and managed a mixed reaction as she did a handspring back elbow. Melina exposed the turnbuckle and moved out of the way as Chyna came crashing into the metal and stumbled away holding her shoulder. A slow trickle of blood ran down her back from the scratch she had suffered and Melina stepped to her with a kick to the gut and a DDT. Melina went for the pin 1...2... kickout! The crowd got louder as the ladies worked to get them interested in the match. The women got to their feet and Melina went right back for her driving her into a turnbuckle and kneed her in the gut. Melina held Chyna back and climbed to the top rope applying the neck scissors choke, and following through with a head scissors take down. Melina pulled Chyna back to her feet, but she seemed to come out of the daze she was in and planted a forearm to Melina's face. Chyna picked Melina up into a Military Press Slam dropping her on her face before pinning her quickly. Melina kicked out after two and made it to her knees when Chyna set her up for the Pedigree. She pinned her again and Melina kicked out once more. Chyna left her in the middle of the ring and Melina got to her feet. Chyna grabbed Melina's belt and got back into the ring. The ref waved his hands and Melina hit Chyna with a bulldog, causing her to drop the title. Melina went for the cover. Chyna kicked out after two and a half and Melina looked frustrated Chyna got to her feet, and threw Melina into the ropes, picking up the title as the Ref discouraged the move. Chyna smacked the title to the side of her head and Melina fell in a heap. Chyna threw down the title, and ref rang the bell as Melina was announced the winner via disqualification.
Winner: Melina
Reason: Match was fixed.
Match #6
Edge came to the ring first, followed by CM Punk, and then the DX Music hit as Triple H, HBK, and Chyna came to the ring together. The world title was on Shawn's shoulder and Chyna had managed a quick wardrobe change opting for a dark green dress for her valet duties. They entered the ring and didn't do the usual DX spiel. Shawn and Joanie stood on the outside as they waited for the bell to ring. The ref gave them a fair warning, and as the match got underway they started pacing the outside. Mid match Hunter planted Edge with a spinebuster and CM Punk tried to bounce off the ropes to capitalize. Shawn grabbed Punk by the ankle and he landed face first to the mat. Shawn threw his hands up to proclaim his innocence as the ref looked on. Edge hit a spear on Hunter and started hitting him repeatedly in the face. The ref had his back turned and Chyna slid a sledgehammer into the ring. Shawn distracted the ref as Hunter picked up the hammer. The ref got suspicious and turned around taking the hammer from Hunter, and standing by as Hunter took a kick in the gut from Punk. The ref threw out the hammer as he threw Chyna and HBK out of the arena. The two of them created quite a stir as the match continued and the referee followed them up the ramp to assure that they would leave. Even though the in ring events were being advertised on a huge screen just behind Chyna and Shawn the ref seemed to miss the action as he convinced the two to leave. Hunter hit a spinebuster on both of his opponents and slid out of the ring. Getting the sledgehammer once more he returned to the ring, hitting both men with it knocking them out cold. The crowd booed and Hunter ditched the sledgehammer. He grabbed Edge by the hair and served him with hard rights selling his handiwork as Shawn pointed out that there was action in the ring. The ref rushed back and Shawn and Chyna headed to the stage and to the backstage area as Hunter pinned CM Punk. The ref counted the 1..2..3. Hunter moved to his feet and climbed the turnbuckle taunting the crowd as Warfare went off the air.
Winner: Triple H
Reason: Shev had the better RP.